A third-grade Sunday school teacher was uneasy about the lesson "Thou shalt not commit adultery." By way of introduction she asked, "Would someone please explain what adultery means?"
A young sage answered matter-of-factly, "Adultery is when a kid lies about his age."
Jonathan R. Mutchler
1001 Quotes, Illustrations, and Humorous Stories: For Preachers, Teachers, and Writers.
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